Worries of a Single Apartment Dweller

Falling in the shower and not being found until your neighbors notice the flooding of pink-hued water. Bonus points for falling into a less-than-graceful position.

Choking on your microwave meal and not being found until your neighbors notice the smell. My best friends have strict instructions on what to go in and get rid of before my mother shows up.

Dying in any manner and being found only after animals have eaten away at half of your flesh. Reason enough not to own a cat.

Suffering from a heart attack while watching Lifetime television. This fear is especially apt for all the fellas out there.

Electrocuting yourself with a personal pleasure device. This fear is especially apt for all the fellas out there.