Outlaw celebrity weight loss commercials. This includes (especially) those Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher sing alongs and Mariah Carey’s dance club mix where she just says, “You can make it” to a weak beat over and over again. Homegirl can sing, but I’m pretty sure she’s been wearing that bandeau top and sarong since her Honey days:
Mariah Carey at the MTV VMAs. In 1997.
Mandate adult-only public hours. Like swanky resorts and country clubs do. I’m sorry, but sometimes I just want to enjoy my meal or Target excursion without hearing your child scream. We can discuss if this rule remains in tact once I have my hypothetical children. This could also be expanded to non-annoying people hours, but that brings us into dangerous territory of judgement and semantics.
Leave Gisele alone. She was just standing by her man! Plus it probably sounded prettier in Portuguese.
Outlaw celebrity weight loss commercials. I know I said this already, but I feel very strongly about it. Et tu, Janet?
