I brush my teeth in the shower. Don't knock it until you've tried it, guys. It's the ultimate time saving life hack.
I don't get football. I mean, I get it, but I don't get it get it. Get it?
Curling up in bed with something funny to watch or entertaining to read is more appealing than any party you've ever thrown. I'm sorry, but other than me, your friends aren't that cool to hang out with and I really appreciate comfort.
I totally think ghosts are a thing. I swear I get like three visits a night from one of those suckers.
I only follow you on social media because I haven't figured out a polite way to unfollow you yet. See confession number three, include yourself in the unappealing nature of your friends.
I enjoy the US X Factor. And I'd put money on Demi and Simon totally doing it.
I'd be perfectly happy if Taylor Swift disappeared from culture-at-large. Also: The Brothers Jonas, Dave Matthews Band, shrunken tuxedo jackets, and Facebook.
I was legitimately terrified of December 21, 2012 throughout my childhood. I had all sorts of theories how I would ended up living until the end of the world. I blame this on a youthful love of 20/20.
Fingers crossed we make it until December 22!