PRO: Wear any and all face masks, hair masks, orthodontia, body braces, or anti-snore strips you please.
The only person you need to turn on is yourself, so just avoid mirrors until morning and you’ll be fine.
CON: There is no one to blame but yourself for a faulty alarm setting.
We’ve all been there. It’s just so much easier to make it into a fight you can have makeup sex over when you get home from work. Late, of course.
PRO: You can be as messy as you damn well please.
When there’s no one to show off an apartment/bedroom/home to, there’s no one to judge your piles of dirty clothes, clean clothes, tissues, magazines, take-out boxes, or whatever else you’re too lazy to put in its place.
CON: You can be as messy as you damn well please.
When there’s no one to show off an apartment/bedroom/home to, it’s quite easy to live like an animal twelve-year-old boy.
PRO: Eat whatever you want, whenever you want.
Pizza on Monday and Thursday and leftover pizza on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday? Have at it. No one but your waist line will mind. Ask for extra onions and anchovies, since you have no one to make out with anyway.
CON: No one will brave your germ-infested habitat to bring you soup when you’re sick.
Don’t worry, you have friends! Except, wait. They like you, but they don’t like like you. If you still have working limbs you can make it or order it yourself.
PRO: No one will know what’s in your bathroom.
There is no need to hide prescription drugs, super absorbent tampons, hemorrhoid cream, beauty aides traditionally associated with the opposite gender, or hair removal products.
CON: There is no one around to respond to your calls when you’ve run out of toilet paper.
I don’t really need to paint a picture here, do I?
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