Tonight, we find out who Jojo picks to spend the
next six months rest of her life with on the The Bachelorette finale. I’m pretty sure we all saw Jordan “My Brother Plays Football” Rodgers’ existence in the final two as inevitable, but what about Robby?
I mean that literally, as I can’t actually remember Robby or what his deal is 99% of the time. I actually looked back at those notes I took on premier night, and I wrote nothing about him. Not even notes about a guy who sounds like him but whose name I didn’t catch. Clearly, he made quite the impression.
So, are you watching tonight’s finale? How about the new Bachelor in Paradise? It’s going to be So. Good.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, sweet Leo. Everyone likes you, but how could they not? You appear sincere, a little nerdy, and prepared to break into song whenever the feared awkward silence appears. Everyone likes you, but The One just can’t love someone without a little damage (or at least someone who is going to provide a little damage). You totally ask for permission to kiss, don’t you? Never underestimate the power of a bad boy complex. Your Bachelorette Doppelganger: James Taylor